funny side note

Last night when I was out and about....

The urinal cakes/screens had a picture of Osama Bin laden on them....

*GUFFAW*

I smiled when I peed last night....and everyone was looking down at ther own dick rather than *peeking*

a funny e-mail

There are numerous e-mails flying around these days regaridng the World Trade Center. Some factual, some very saddening, some funny and some that are just plain strange. I just received one from a friend of mine in Dallas that is guaranteed to put you in a good mood. I realize this is a major situation in America and the world, but sometimes, you just have to step away from things.

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Original E-mail being forwarded around :

The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 + 1 + 1 = 11
September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11
After September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the year.
119 is the area code to Iraq/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 = 11
Twin Towers - standing side by side, looks like the number 11
The first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11

I Have More.......
State of New York - The 11th State added to the Union
New York City - 11 Letters
Afghanistan - 11 Letters
The Pentagon - 11 Letters
Ramzi Yousef - 11 Letters (convicted or orchestrating the attack at the WTC in 1993)
Flight 11 - 92 on board - 9 + 2 = 11
Flight 77 - 65 on board - 6 + 5 = 11


Dave's response:

Oh my God! How worried should I be? There are 11 letters in the name
"David Pawson!" I'm going into hiding NOW. See you in a few weeks.

Wait a sec ... just realized "YOU CAN'T HIDE" also has 11 letters!
What am I gonna do? Help me!!! The terrorists are after me! ME! I can't believe it!

Oh crap, there must be someplace on the planet Earth I could hide!
But no ..."PLANET EARTH" has 11 letters, too! Maybe Nostradamus can help
me. But dare I trust him? There are 11 letters in "NOSTRADAMUS."

I know, the Red Cross can help. No they can't... 11 letters in "THE
RED CROSS," can't trust them. I would rely on self defense, but "SELF DEFENSE" has 11 letters in it, too! Can someone help?

Anyone? If so, send me email. No, don't... "SEND ME EMAIL" has 11
letters....
Will this never end? I'm going insane! "GOING INSANE???" Eleven etters!!
Nooooooooooo!!!!!! I guess I'll die alone, even though "I'LL DIE
ALONE" has 11 letters.....
Oh my God, I just realized that America is doomed! Our Independence
Day is July 4th ... 7/4 ... 7+4!



PS. "IT'S BULLSHIT" has 11 letters also.