My point excately....

Crotchless Panties

A young woman who had been married for several years
was growing more and more frustrated at her husband's
lack of interest in sex. She wondered about ways to
add some pizzazz to their sexual relationship, and
finally decided to purchase some crotchless underwear
she had seen in a novelty shop.

One evening when she was feeling particularly desirous
and he was, as usual, watching television, she took a
shower, freshened up, and donned her crotchless undies
and a slinky negligee. She then strolled between her
partner and the television and naughtily tossed one
leg up on his chair arm.

"Want some of this?" she purred. "Are you kidding?"
he replied, "look what it did to those panties."

Party!

I am attending a party this evening. It is gunna be choked full of cowboys.

One of which I met last night and was sooooooo hot/sweet.

Wish me luck. Pray to Goddess for me!!!

*I say this is efforts to dispell the feeling that I am gunna crash and burn tonight*

T-minus 2 hours and counting

*teeth chattering*

T-minus one hour

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ta ta