ER workers are a little off the beam...

I was looking for tylenol/motrin out at triage last night for myself (legs hurt - busy night)

I couldn't find any

but there was FEVERALL (rectal tylenol)

I muttered under my breath...

"Am I gunna have to shove 6 of these [FEVERALL] up my ass??"

the triage stauff started laughing so hard they were crying

note to self : avoid talking about shoving things up my ass at work....they know you are gay...very bad