I'll keep an EYE out for ya!

[clintswan]

I just got this in one of my newsgroups.
You tell me what you think...


here's cum in your eye, et al...

sure... the ol' red eye happens once cum gets in there. imagine... a
hell-bent multitude of sperm in that wad, trying to out-do their rivals, all
vying to impregnate somethin'... the "me first" syndrome (in this case an
eyeball.. & ya jus' gotta feel for those confused, disenfranchised sperm).

all those flagella, whippin' them tails in that occular fluid to "get there
first"... (perhaps a "hot!" new form of eyeball s&m [?])