My point excately....

[clintswan]

Crotchless Panties

A young woman who had been married for several years
was growing more and more frustrated at her husband's
lack of interest in sex. She wondered about ways to
add some pizzazz to their sexual relationship, and
finally decided to purchase some crotchless underwear
she had seen in a novelty shop.

One evening when she was feeling particularly desirous
and he was, as usual, watching television, she took a
shower, freshened up, and donned her crotchless undies
and a slinky negligee. She then strolled between her
partner and the television and naughtily tossed one
leg up on his chair arm.

"Want some of this?" she purred. "Are you kidding?"
he replied, "look what it did to those panties."

Comments

[michaelnolan.livejournal.com]

BAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*carefully puts coffee cup down*

HAHAHADHADGAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABABABABABA
HAHABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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[clintswan.livejournal.com]

*VEG*

Re:

[michaelnolan.livejournal.com]

that is just WRONG.


BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[phyrehawk.livejournal.com]

i would laugh my fucking ass off, but it would pull on my scar. oh fuck it.


BBWWAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAHHHHAAAHHHAAAHHHHAAAHHHAA!

hehe i feel so much better now.

[duncan02.livejournal.com]

Of course, Clint, you realize you're gonna get a gazillion comments on that great user pic!

[clintswan.livejournal.com]

huh? Nobody has made any comments yet......oh....except you *EG*

BTW thanks!

[stingray1975.livejournal.com]

i was going to refrain from commenting 'cause i thought it was maybe an old pic that you never use. that & i don't like to constanly objectify people... *drool*

[clintswan.livejournal.com]

GOOD!

[clintswan.livejournal.com]

HA!