Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting and wanted to go out and party so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club and pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after him. A little disappointed, Superman called Spider Man to see if he fancied a few beers. Spider Man told him he had a date with Cat Woman. As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonder Woman's apartment to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs open. Superman thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could be in there, have sex and out again before she knew what was happening." So Superman did his 'super thing' in a split second and flies off happily. Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder Woman asked, "Did you hear something?" "No," said the Invisible Man, "But my ass sure hurts!"
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Date: 2002-08-06 09:54 am (UTC)It's a bird...it's a plane......
Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting and
wanted to go out and party so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to
go
to a club and pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill and he had
to look after him.
A little disappointed, Superman called Spider Man to see if he fancied
a
few beers. Spider Man told him he had a date with Cat Woman.
As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonder Woman's apartment to see
if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked
on the bed with her legs open.
Superman thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I
could
be in there, have sex and out again before she knew what was
happening."
So Superman did his 'super thing' in a split second and flies off
happily.
Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder Woman asked, "Did you hear something?"
"No," said the Invisible Man, "But my ass sure hurts!"