Okay, who is the bastard that keeps putting you in this mood every weekend? I want his teeth!
You are not ugly. YOU ARE NOT UGLY.
YOU ARE NOT UGLY!
You're not even mildly unattractive. Unless you have a weird halitosis thing going on that I'm not aware of, wherever you're going for validation, you need to stop going there.
I wish you were here. Just as a friend, I would have you come to my house, and we would get on the couch and cuddle up as tight as we could fit ourselves. And I would just hold onto you until you were asleep. And in the morning, I would make sure I looked into those eyes of yours and tell you what a pleasure it was to have you in my arms. And I wouldn't let you leave here until you felt like the cover of GQ.
You are a handsome man. Please listen to me and the others that I'm sure are going to respond to this post. I only hope this time it sticks.
This Has Simply Got To Stop
Date: 2002-09-28 12:54 am (UTC)You are not ugly. YOU ARE NOT UGLY.
YOU ARE NOT UGLY!
You're not even mildly unattractive. Unless you have a weird halitosis thing going on that I'm not aware of, wherever you're going for validation, you need to stop going there.
I wish you were here. Just as a friend, I would have you come to my house, and we would get on the couch and cuddle up as tight as we could fit ourselves. And I would just hold onto you until you were asleep. And in the morning, I would make sure I looked into those eyes of yours and tell you what a pleasure it was to have you in my arms. And I wouldn't let you leave here until you felt like the cover of GQ.
You are a handsome man. Please listen to me and the others that I'm sure are going to respond to this post. I only hope this time it sticks.
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Date: 2002-09-28 01:59 am (UTC):)
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Date: 2002-09-28 04:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-09-28 07:27 am (UTC)A method for what?
.. or perhaps a method for a method for them to eat ribs?
*cracks knuckles*
I'm here to help.