I am NOT a criminal!

[clintswan]

this has got to be the most retarded thing Texas has ever done....

http://www.dumblaws.com/citations/citation.php?LawID=1017

Comments

Criminal!

[xanaducub.livejournal.com]

I would think that a court would have a fun time with these laws.

If you get busted....

[bearringsd.livejournal.com]

Ok, if you get busted and get involved in some hot prison guard-on-immate scene that involved you and yer six dildos I would like pictures, OK?

[rooooo.livejournal.com]

I like the word "turgid". ;)

[xkot.livejournal.com]

More than six, huh? I hope not all at once.

hehehehehe

[leswozere.livejournal.com]

Everybody form a circle around clintswan and sing with me:

clintswan's a criminal
clintswan's a criminal
clintswan's a criminal

It's got a ring to it :-)