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[clintswan]

that was an ineffective night out

I know i am fat, but to get called fat to my face is a bit off the beam

i really shouldn't hang out at bars that have muscle guys in them....

or should i? not all muscle guys are assholes....but hell

*looks at exercise equipment*

I need to diet soon.....my pants are tight

Comments

[dedagda.livejournal.com]

Muscle guys? Where?

I love tight pants!

[aadroma.livejournal.com]

Who the fuck's calling you fat?!

Some people. Jesus.

[querrelle.livejournal.com]

Sod 'em. One of the greatest pleasures of my adult life is putting down vapid plucked and preened muscle-boys with the line: Sorry mate, but I'm into short, fat and hairy... (which incidentally, is true :-)

[beardoc.livejournal.com]

You should have decked them. Literally.

[dmoola.livejournal.com]

well don't go dietting cuz some asshole said something

[themonkeybear.livejournal.com]

fuckem.

Do you "realllllly" care what the protein shake guzzling gym bunnies think?

I mean... really.... ?

If you REALLLLLY do.. then by all means... get yourself some grey-market steroids from Mexico, dedicate 20 hours a week to the gym and transform man! TRANSFORM!

And then you too can join the leagues of the (admittedly hot) and mostly* shallow muthafuckas who dub themselves MuscleBears™ and proceed to become more exclusionary and nasty than the shallow twits we all rebelled from in the first place 14 some odd years ago. (the creation of the "bear" movement).

If you're looking for validation - know there's plenty of guys (present non-blogger included) that think you're one schnoglable piece of fur-candy.

Work out - because it's good for your body and will improve your quality of life (health-wise)... i.e. - "do it for you"

Or...

Smoke, drink, eat cheese by the pound and revel in the liberty of self destructive pleasure.

Either approach defines a "mindset" - which - when it comes right down to it... is the most attractive thing about people... (not their pectoral size)

Cheers!

*mostly = I do know some MuscleBears™ who are unaffected and nice guys.

[shawnsyms.livejournal.com]

Thank you for "telling it like it is" with this analysis. As you note, not everyone with a "musclebear" appearance behaves in these ways, but it does seem increasingly prevalent.

And when "bears" level this charge at "musclebears," they are frequently shot down as "bitter and jealous." (Admittedly, that may be true some of the time as well.)

Many of us learned the lesson about the "in crowd" as early as high school.

And if remember correctly, the lesson I learned wasn't "Just wait, you'll eventually get your chance to be part of an exclusionary clique too and poke fun at others," it was "Treat everyone with the level of respect that we all deserve" — something the guy Clint saw last night has clearly forgotten.

And now, if you don't mind, I'm going to go off and fantasize about you and Clint going at it with wild abandon.

*pulls pants down around ankles*

[yorkieboy.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, and you're an insolent asshole. Now fuck off, I'm enjoying a drink." And say it like you mean it. ;D You can go wherever the hell you like! And what if there's a decent muscle guy in there just gagging to ask you out? Ignore the fucker.

[poodler.livejournal.com]

Muscle guy probably went home alone because he couldn't find a better clone. He'll get what he deserves. Diet or work out only because YOU want to-I'll bet those extra pounds are cute on you (wink).

[clauditorium.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry you're feeling crushed; I can relate. In fact, most of us have been there.

But I hope you realize that if someone calls you "fat", it means there's something wrong with THEM, not with you. Think about it. Why would you want to have anything to do with someone that insensitive and full of themselves?

Do you really "need" to diet or exercise? If you do it, do it because you love yourself and want to be healthier and look good. DON'T do it because some asshole insults you. I don't care how hot and/or muscular he was - an asshole is an asshole.

It's cheesy but it's true: it's what's inside that counts. The guy who insulted you is very ugly inside. You, on the other hand, strike me as a man with a big heart. There's nothing more precious in this world.

[davomatic.livejournal.com]

I've got some serious ass kicking to do. Let me at 'em! Let me at 'em!

[shawnsyms.livejournal.com]

Clint: I hope you will take to heart what people are telling you here, because (1) you are frickin' adorable and (2) you deserve to feel good about yourself.

I wish I could make the assholes of the world go away, but I don't think we have that power. In the meantime, please continue to be the sensitive — and very sexy — guy that you are. At very least, it sets a good example that those others might someday learn to follow.

[hylandr.livejournal.com]

Forget about them. Many guys can be assholes and aren't worth your time. You're a sweet guy and very cute. Like was said before, if you want to lose weight, do it for yourself, not for others. I've had enough people tell me that too and that's why I am doing it. Take care, handsome, and remember that there are a lot of guys out there who like you as you are. (And if your pants are too tight, just take them off. ;) )

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

Hey Clint, don't change a thing if you don't want to. As you can see from all above, you are one handsome bear of a man that any of us would love to date (and more!!). If some musclebound idiot disagrees, screw'em! They're just trying to make up for some obvious shortcomings.

[bookish-cub.livejournal.com]

what a dick. maybe he'll get run over by a bus. *crosses fingers*

[left-turn-only.livejournal.com]

you ain't fat, you ain't ugly.

so fuck him.

we have to meet for a beer again. afterall, i hear you suck a mean tit.

giggle.

and you are never, ever, going to hear the end of that one.

[gaugetx.livejournal.com]

I can't add to what has been said. You've gotten good advise from these guys. Your a handsome man.

[ultrabithorax.livejournal.com]

Swines! Really, they just disqualify themselves when they do that.

[xanaducub.livejournal.com]

I think you are delicious just the way you are.