adults vs. peds

had my first adult ER clinical shift for emt class last night

adults stink

adults whine

adults are children with drug habits and suspect hygiene habits

i dislike adults

back to my own er tonight

i do the same procedures in my er as the "paragods" (read:paramedics) do in this adult er

but my patients are smaller and scream and move when i start my IV's

*sniff*

smell me...

my shit don't stank