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[clintswan]

went to my labor and delivery clinical rotation today : 8 hrs

saw 3 births

2 c-sections and 1 vaginal delivery

c-sections are pretty awesome (read:freeky)

the vaginal delivery was explosive...

blood, shit, piss and bady juice all over the foot of the bed

i am so glad i am a 'mo rather than a het

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Comments

[quuf.livejournal.com]

BABY JUICE!

*recoils*

[greatbearmd.livejournal.com]

That one sounds more like an Alien birth.

[mountdfw.livejournal.com]

.... then all of a sudden? HER VAGINA EXPLODED!! *fwoomp*

[kybearfuzz.livejournal.com]

I know most of us must have come out this way, but ... EWWWWWWWW!!!

[guikc.livejournal.com]

I was eating as I read this post.

*green face*

[kitchenbeard.livejournal.com]

Y'know, it never occured to me that shit comes out to, but if you're gonna spend umpteem hour being told to PUSH, it makes sense.

[guysterrules.livejournal.com]

I hope you wore goggles.

[fenwalker.livejournal.com]

Is baby juice high in vitamin C?