3 things

Oct. 17th, 2004 07:40 pm
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3 things i learned today in my adult ER clinical rotation

#1 : lots of people have "chest pain" but what they really have is ________ (fill in blank)
they say chest pain to get seen faster.....lying bastards

#2 : 90yo penis looks a hella better than 80 yo vagina
eeeeeeeeewwwww, eeeeeeeeeeeewwww, eeeeeeeewwwwwwwww

#3 : i need to win the lotto
'nuff said...
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Date: 2004-10-18 03:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clintswan.livejournal.com
and i cleaned up my post...

see spasticmonkey's comment

Date: 2004-10-19 01:25 am (UTC)

Date: 2004-10-17 06:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perkbear.livejournal.com
double yikes, 90 yr old penis and 90 yr old vagina... I will now have nightmares..

Date: 2004-10-18 03:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clintswan.livejournal.com
sorry

its what ya got to look forward to

*shudder*

Date: 2004-10-17 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegreenbear.livejournal.com
1. Have a some EMT friends who tell me that. Not surprised.

2. TMI T M I T M I

3. Me too. OH me too...

Date: 2004-10-18 03:40 am (UTC)

Date: 2004-10-17 07:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spazticmonky.livejournal.com
Do I ever know about #2 I job shadowed in a nursing home for a year while in HS. I have wiped plenty of old ass. and old nasty droopy "woman meat" aint pretty.

Date: 2004-10-18 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clintswan.livejournal.com
gross but true

Date: 2004-10-17 07:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wyndwyck.livejournal.com
Most elderly male genitalia that I've seen does not look "old" save for the white pubes... they pretty much look the same as a young man's. I'm sure elderly female genitalia is indeed a different story!

}:^)>

Date: 2004-10-17 08:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quuf.livejournal.com
Ah, memories . . .

<<<>>>

Date: 2004-10-18 10:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] quuf.livejournal.com
Well, memories from 20 years ago, anyway . . .

I think there's a kind of brotherhood of folk who've done this kind of work. Not everyone can.

Date: 2004-10-18 01:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clintswan.livejournal.com
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Date: 2004-10-17 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-handinglo300.livejournal.com
I've had chest pains and I didn't even go to the hospital. Hmmm...

Date: 2004-10-18 03:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clintswan.livejournal.com
you know when things are a true "emergency"

*shrug*

Date: 2004-10-18 01:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coltcub.livejournal.com
you are terrible!!!

Date: 2004-10-18 03:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coltcub.livejournal.com
I mean so descriptive!!!
LOL

Date: 2004-10-19 01:16 pm (UTC)

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