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GROSS!

not for weak constitutions

prolly ...NOT WORK SAFE

http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?threadid=777869&perpage=21&pagenumber=1

invisiblebear....you better not hit another animal now that you got a visual

Venison

Date: 2005-01-25 12:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whiskerfish.livejournal.com
HOLY FUGGIN SHIT!
That is the gnarliest thing I've seen in quite some time.
I was just having a conversation w/ [livejournal.com profile] f8n_begorra on Saturday about that exact thing.
Prior to the modern, long, straight roads that very efficiently criss-cross modern Napa, everyone used to get from place to place on the skinny, windy roads, randomly plunked down in the 1800's. The locals prefer these roads because the wine swilling tourists in rented cars with maps on lap and phone in ear don't know where these little gems are.
One road in particular that myself and f8n use daily seems to be crawling with deer. I got really close to one at a high rate of speed, on a blind corner - he poked his head out from the shrubbery that makes this corner so blind just as I entered it. I remember the blink of shock and abject terror when I instantly imagined him leaping the small gaurd-rail which would have landed him in the dead center of my windshield and then in my lap. Not good. Before I could react I'd passed him, a death grip on the steering wheel.
In the same location f8n has seen a doe laying in the middle of the road, presumably enjoying the warm asphalt. When he screeched to a halt, she casually got up and disappeared into the surrounding vinyards.
Scary.

Re: Venison

Date: 2005-01-25 12:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dakoopst.livejournal.com
*nods* Ya learn, driving some of the roads not too far outside Atlanta, to watch for the reflection of deer eyes in your headlights. Sometimes, that's the only warning you have.

I've hit two deer in my time, and been hit by one (it actually was running from a predator and slammed directly into the side of my car -- weird). It's not pleasant.

I remember hitting one that bolted out in front of me, and while I slowed down enough to get it most of the way past me, I still hit its hindquarters. A pickup truck coming the other way hit its front at almost the same instant, spinning the poor animal around in the air. When it fell, another vehicle ran over it. *sigh*

Date: 2005-01-25 01:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themonkeybear.livejournal.com
oh my god this milk is spoiled.... no... really.. here... smell! (*holds jug under nose*)

Date: 2005-01-25 02:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tooling.livejournal.com
Oh My God! Look at all that! Is that the heart in the back behind the blue case? That is an awesome link. Thanks for sharing!

Date: 2005-01-26 01:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clintswan.livejournal.com
i know...

was sent the link from

sick bastards....*teehee*
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Date: 2005-01-26 01:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clintswan.livejournal.com
too funny!

Date: 2005-01-25 02:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] six10steve.livejournal.com
OMG!! That was awesome! Ive never hit a deer in my life and hope i never will...but damn!

Glad i havent eaten yet though.

Date: 2005-01-25 03:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chefxh.livejournal.com
ya know? If the EMT is grossed out, I ain't clickin'!

Date: 2005-01-26 01:53 am (UTC)

Date: 2005-01-25 04:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bearringsd.livejournal.com
O
M
G
!!

Is this the same car or various cars? What the heck happened? How did deer parts get to the back of the vehicle?

How did-

*faints*

same car

Date: 2005-01-26 01:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clintswan.livejournal.com
net force = mass * acceleration

that an a VERY unlucky driver

Date: 2005-01-25 06:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beeftenderloin.livejournal.com
It's so pinkish red, not at all the color I thought it would be. And to think that all happened in an instant. So gross.

Date: 2005-01-26 01:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clintswan.livejournal.com
reality blood and guts rarely look like what it looks on TV/film

call me chicken...

Date: 2005-01-25 06:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bearchitect.livejournal.com
but I ain't lookin'

Re: call me chicken...

Date: 2005-01-26 01:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clintswan.livejournal.com
*cluck*cluck*

Date: 2005-01-25 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] invisiblebear.livejournal.com
Actually, since losing my job, the animals are a far lesser threat---I don't travel through enemy territory anymore. There's still antelope to the south, but those are like tennis balls.

I didn't click the link, though. There's just some things I don't need to be reminded of in life. But thank you for thinking of me. :-)

Date: 2005-01-26 01:49 am (UTC)

Date: 2005-01-25 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffdintexas.livejournal.com
that aint huntin! YIKES that's seriously disturbing.. I feel bad for whoever went through that.

Date: 2005-01-26 01:45 am (UTC)

Date: 2005-01-26 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] guikc.livejournal.com
Um. That's really pretty awful. But almost strangely fake, too. I mean, the blood looks like paint.

Date: 2005-01-26 06:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clintswan.livejournal.com
oddly enough it is real

tv/film blood isn't what things look like

Date: 2005-01-26 09:24 am (UTC)

Date: 2005-02-03 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arshermetica.livejournal.com
hehehehe, :: snort :: Makes ya wonder what the person who hit it was thinking.

Musta taken the person forever to wash all that stuff off too. bwa hahaha ::kicks laughing :: Oh darn.

Betcha he's traumatized for like too, heheeh
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