Friday nite rocks!!!! umm..okay I'm here at work....*pout*

[clintswan]

This evening has been a knock down, drag out stoopid-fest.

It angers me to no end on how many truly clueless/ignorant/nearly retarded/socially inept/religiously wacked/smelly! homo sapiens(and that's pushing it) in this country beget children!

You can't fault the kiddos for truly stoopid DNA donors BUT holy shit!

Tonight alone we had 4 ingestion patients....anywhere from a cough medicine to blood pressure medicine!!! ALL of them were the supervising adult's fault. CPS (child protective services) was working overtime here tonight...

That and one parent insisting that 98.6 F(37.0 C) was fever!!! I wanted to tell her she was fucked in the head, but instead I politely smiled and told her no, that was normal for human beings.....including children. MORON

To top that one off I had a Mexican couple tell me that their 3 day old had a 111.0 F fever..........Howdy folks, its rotisserie baby!!! *slapsforehead*

ONLY thing that topped tonight off....was the lady that told me her 15 year old boy had been playing outside and came in and told her he was hot. (Texas in summer - am I missing something here?) She said his temp was 350F because she felt his forehead and it was the same temp as the the side of her oven she was baking a roast in. *no comment as my head will explode if I did*

LORD give me strength!!!! (or as least a loaded gun and the guts to use it!!!)

Comments

[python.livejournal.com]

Oh my, that's much more interesting than anything that happened during my day.

Thanks for the stories. :)

[ecliptor.livejournal.com]

I see a similar kind of stupidity at Toys R Us daily. People who will argue with you that their newborn is smart enough to play with Star Wars Lego. Constantly looking for advice on how to attach (dangerous)devices to cribs to keep their kids from climbing out, when they should just be buying a toddler bed. And it seems that grandparents are the worst. They are offended if you show them age appropriate toys for their grandchildren. Then they leave and go across the street and pick up illegal bootleg electronics that have no safety standards whatsoever. I sometimes wonder if the human race survives on sheer birth volume alone.....