I have a flat of fresh strawberries that I need to share since the friend for whom I bought them, doesn't like them. Although the rest of the birthday dinner was well received, I am stuck with left over strawberries, cookies and ice cream.
So come on up and I'll serve the next course...
Maybe "serve" was not quite the word I'd want. Hmmm.
Seem to have gotten my foot lodged in my mouth. Perhaps inserting the other will dislodge---wope, blat didna wowk!!
(inside thoughts: Seem to have gotten meself into a bit of a pickle. Both feet firmly in my mouth...now my arse is all sticky-outty. Oh dear. Now that IS a problem when one professes to be a topman.) You won't tell will you?
Well I just had two slices of pepperoni pizza, two pancakes, 3 scrambled eggs and 4 strips of bacon washed down with apple juice and water topped with a vanilla caramel sundae with whipped cream and cinnamon! HAH! beat that!
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Come over for dessert, eh?
So come on up and I'll serve the next course...
Maybe "serve" was not quite the word I'd want. Hmmm.
Re: Come over for dessert, eh?
Oh bother
(inside thoughts: Seem to have gotten meself into a bit of a pickle. Both feet firmly in my mouth...now my arse is all sticky-outty. Oh dear. Now that IS a problem when one professes to be a topman.) You won't tell will you?
:P
Re: Oh bother
But I will lick.
*VEG*
Clint you'd rim me?
Date: 2002-03-12 08:45 pm (UTC)It will be our secret, jus' between us, eh.
"VEG?" are you suggesting vegan dinner out afterwards? :P
Re: Clint you'd rim me?
and no, I love to eat meat
Vegan is for het males LOL
VEG = very evil grin (Duh, I knew that, was fucking with you)
Date: 2002-03-12 10:06 pm (UTC)Tell you what, you can go there anytime you like, cowboy...anytime anywhere. :D
Re: VEG = very evil grin (Duh, I knew that, was fucking with you)
I didn't feel a thing!!!!!
a stealth fuck?
Such is the fire in which we burn
Date: 2002-03-14 04:37 pm (UTC)If you like, I could step it up and notch. Apparently, I write porn rather well.
Shall I try again, make you feel it nice and proper...?
Eh?
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Date: 2002-03-09 02:51 pm (UTC)Well I just had two slices of pepperoni pizza, two pancakes, 3 scrambled eggs and 4 strips of bacon washed down with apple juice and water topped with a vanilla caramel sundae with whipped cream and cinnamon! HAH! beat that!
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'Taters!