I'll keep an EYE out for ya!

[clintswan]

I just got this in one of my newsgroups.
You tell me what you think...


here's cum in your eye, et al...

sure... the ol' red eye happens once cum gets in there. imagine... a
hell-bent multitude of sperm in that wad, trying to out-do their rivals, all
vying to impregnate somethin'... the "me first" syndrome (in this case an
eyeball.. & ya jus' gotta feel for those confused, disenfranchised sperm).

all those flagella, whippin' them tails in that occular fluid to "get there
first"... (perhaps a "hot!" new form of eyeball s&m [?])

Comments

That's hilarious!

[dancubca.livejournal.com]

it reminded me of this joke I recently received:

The newly born sperm was receiving instructions in conception from the instructor:

"As soon as you hear the siren, run for the tunnel and swim in a straight line until you get to the entrance of a damp cavern. At the end of the cavern you will find a red, sticky ball which is the egg. Address it and say, I'm a Sperm. She will answer, I'm the Egg. From that moment on you will work together to create the embryo. Do you understand?"

The sperm nodded affirmatively and the instructor said, "Then, good luck!"

Two days later, the sperm is taking a nap when he hears the siren. He wakes up immediately and runs to the tunnel. A multitude of sperm swim behind him. He knows he has to arrive first. When he nears the entrance to the cavern, he looks back and sees that he is far ahead of the other sperm. When, at last, he finally reaches the red, sticky ball, he smiles and says, "Hi, I'm a sperm."

The red sticky ball smiles and says, "Hi, I'm a tonsil."

Re: That's hilarious!

[clintswan.livejournal.com]

OMG!

My sides are hurting....

Re: That's hilarious!

[duncan02.livejournal.com]

Now imagine you're wearing contacts when you get the eye-wad.

Of course, this happened to a friend, not me :)

Re: That's hilarious!

[mattycub.livejournal.com]

Ack!! That's the worst.

Umm...at least that's what my friend told me as well.

*G*

Re: That's hilarious!

[clintswan.livejournal.com]

The protein builder remover does NOT work after that mistake.....

Have to toss 'em !



That's why I have disposable.......*EG*