Isn't "I must jerk off" a song by Madonna? From the Alan Parker film version of EVITA...no wait that was YOU MUST LOVE ME... Nevermind. You could sing it to the music though. Maybe that was Andrew Lloyd Webere and Tim Rice's first draft in between their hissy fits and clawing each other's eyes out.
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Date: 2001-04-29 06:44 am (UTC)*grin*
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Date: 2001-04-29 08:11 am (UTC)1. "I must jay forward-slash oh"
2. "I must jay oh"
3. "I must jerk off"
4. "The hot-man-chowder truck is coming!"
*#4 was totally inappropriate and I'm sure I will have some regrets once the caffeine wears off. My apologies.
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Date: 2001-04-29 12:34 pm (UTC)you forgot the *crap* chorus
Someone will think it up, yes?
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