Am I the AIM Moron Magnet????

[clintswan]

BRANDON31284: want to chat
TxCrewcut: is that a question or statement?
BRANDON31284: a question
TxCrewcut: sure...why not?
BRANDON31284: so whats up
TxCrewcut: just sitting at home
TxCrewcut: bored
BRANDON31284: me to
BRANDON31284: so board
BRANDON31284: bored
TxCrewcut: not in school today?
BRANDON31284: up
BRANDON31284: i am out of school
TxCrewcut: ah
BRANDON31284: so what do you do for fun
TxCrewcut: this and TV
BRANDON31284: i know nothing to do were do you live
TxCrewcut: downtown dallas
BRANDON31284: cool
BRANDON31284: not to fare
TxCrewcut: huh?
BRANDON31284: so how old are you
TxCrewcut: 30
BRANDON31284: cool
BRANDON31284: talk to me
BRANDON31284: tell me about you
TxCrewcut: no thanks
TxCrewcut: you started this conversation...
BRANDON31284: ok
TxCrewcut: you talk
BRANDON31284: so what do you do for work
TxCrewcut: did you read my profile at all?
BRANDON31284: yes i am just trying to talk to you and its not working for me so BYE
TxCrewcut: thank god
BRANDON31284: fuck you
TxCrewcut: :-D


Goddess give me strength!

I am NEVER rude on AIM but this kid (18) was just a FUH REKE!!!!

Comments

[five0xpres.livejournal.com]

this is why my AIM privacy setting are on 'allow only those on my buddy list to chat with me'.

between morons and chat bots, it makes you wonder if there is anyone out there that can have an actual conversation.

[clintswan.livejournal.com]

so true

[michaelnolan.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad I'm not on AOL anymore. I don't get many freaks (that I don't know, anyway).

[clintswan.livejournal.com]

gee thanks

[clintswan.livejournal.com]

I found you a boyfriend!

Hmmm...

[bearhug111.livejournal.com]

this idiot sounds very similar to the other one that you posted. I wonder...

You sure can pick 'em. ROFL! ((((((((((BEARHUG)))))))))))

Re: Hmmm...

[clintswan.livejournal.com]

*sigh*

Kids Today....

[http://users.livejournal.com/_decibel_/]

they want everything so quickly. A lengthy conversation on a chat program is a LTR to them......quite sad if you think about it.

Clint, you need to change the polarity of your freak magnet from attract to repel.

~hugs~

Re: Kids Today....

[clintswan.livejournal.com]

but but but my magnet is a monopole!

*evil sci-fi grin*

Re: Kids Today....

[http://users.livejournal.com/_decibel_/]

I gotcher monopole right here buddy.... >:-)

Re: Kids Today....

[clintswan.livejournal.com]

I guess I'll have to get my horseshow magnet around your monoploe

Re: Kids Today....

[clintswan.livejournal.com]

hairball?

no wait.....you're hairless

Re: Kids Today....

[http://users.livejournal.com/_decibel_/]

not all of them. there are some normal ones.

[inbear71.livejournal.com]

hehehe.. No wonder when I get one there I block everyone except friends. I swear if I would have seen one more IM with "Whats your stats?" I was going to shoot someone..

[clintswan.livejournal.com]

I don't even READ those.......click close!

Re:

[inbear71.livejournal.com]

I found the fasted way possible usually.. so they remember not to even look me up again..

Yea here they are.. "top 60, 3" cut 5'5" 450# not hairy but stocky. married bi sexuall"

that usually does it really fast..

[clintswan.livejournal.com]

ooooo DADDY!!!

Re:

[inbear71.livejournal.com]

HEHEHE.. I know crewl but works..

if they would have ever read my real profile, they would know what my "stats" were.

[clintswan.livejournal.com]

and what ARE you stats??????

hmmmmm???

you have mail

Re:

[inbear71.livejournal.com]

I don't see no mail..

not nice to tease a bear.. We may attack..LOL

5'8" br/bl 30 230# stocky and furry..

[clintswan.livejournal.com]

cobolbear@hotmail.com right?

sent it a long time ago

oh and BTW

WOOF

[inbear71.livejournal.com]

yep.. humm aol must be running slow..Humm

thanks.. back at ya sexy..

[ucla-bruin.livejournal.com]

:-D

You are so cool, you know that?

*HUGS*

[clintswan.livejournal.com]

cuz I attract these guys????

*GRIN*

[cabearcub.livejournal.com]

those are kind of scary, but the scariest freaks are the ones that DO have a profile and DO have stats, and seem to be really nice, but want to marry you after one conversation

Those freaks are a little harder to detect.

[clintswan.livejournal.com]

truely spoken.....

I am a pro at seeing those for what they are....

thanks!

*HUG*

i had one of those last night ..

[henare.livejournal.com]

we hadn't chatted for more than five minutes .. he was already inviting himself over for the long holiday weekend. i warned him about the vicious killer felines ... "they're very jealous." :)

[bearhug111.livejournal.com]

Geez, tell me about it. I don't seem to find out they're a freak until it's too late. Then, it's always difficult to pry them off. *sigh*

[lostncove.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

Trust me, pal. I teach these psychos.

Ain't that the truth ...

[use2bshy.livejournal.com]

Love it when someone contacts you, and they only ever give one word responses.

[traderbear.livejournal.com]

Damn! 34 responses? You're quite popular. :) Now I know where all the cute bears/cubs hang out too. :)