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went to my labor and delivery clinical rotation today : 8 hrs

saw 3 births

2 c-sections and 1 vaginal delivery

c-sections are pretty awesome (read:freeky)

the vaginal delivery was explosive...

blood, shit, piss and bady juice all over the foot of the bed

i am so glad i am a 'mo rather than a het

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

3 things

3 things i learned today in my adult ER clinical rotation

#1 : lots of people have "chest pain" but what they really have is ________ (fill in blank)
they say chest pain to get seen faster.....lying bastards

#2 : 90yo penis looks a hella better than 80 yo vagina
eeeeeeeeewwwww, eeeeeeeeeeeewwww, eeeeeeeewwwwwwwww

#3 : i need to win the lotto
'nuff said...